Monday, April 27, 2009

My version of hell

Militant Vegans
Circle I Limbo

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Riceboys
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

General asshats
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Creationists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Scientologists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

PETA Members
Circle VII Burning Sands

George Bush
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

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